Things I Absolutely Hate(:

-I absolutely HATE when people deny things that EVERYONE else knows is true.  It is really annoying. 
-I hate it when people pretend they like you, but they really don't.  Just say it, it's not like I care anyways.
-I hate it when people you don't even like, think you're best friends.  Back up, thanks. 
-I hate it when people say, "cool story bro" when you just explained something and totally owned them.  Like, I know you're jealous.  Don't even say anything. 
-I hate it when people say "owned" or "pwned", pretty sure you don't know what a pwn is. 
-I hate it when people talk about Disney movies like they actually like them just to be cool.  Shut up.
-I hate it when people try to get in your business and pretend that they understand.  YOU DON'T, get over it. 
-I hate it when people pretend they know your best friend or your boyfriend and say that they're as useless as pocket lint.  You don't know them.  Shut your mouth.
-I hate it when people think they're the coolest and their reply to everything is "good comeback".  I used that when I was five. 
-I hate it when people drag out the words "ohhhh myyyy goddddd."   Chill, it's not his fault. 
-I hate it when people push religion on you and since you're a "non-believer" they find it necessary to talk as much about Jesus as possible.  Like legit, no one even cares if I grow into a tree after I die.  
-I hate it when people say you should have children to "carry your family name".  I've got siblings. 
-I hate when you're driving down the road in your vehicle and people just stare at you.  Like, look away.
-I hate it when people constantly say "that's what she said".  I don't care what she said.
-I hate it when people say "are you on crack?!" Yes, maybe I am on crack.
-I hate it when people quote Rebecca Black every Friday, no one cares anymore. Shut up.